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hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

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godzillapanda:

This is the best thing I have seen all day

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iwannathrive:

I definitely feel better knowing that he is guarding our galaxy 

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concepthuman:

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.

concepthuman:

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.

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awwww-cute:

The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street

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forladysif:

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

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elvisgal:

princess mittens wanted some of my pancakes

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sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍

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gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

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